Love Boat 1/? Janto TW Adult

Title: Love Boat
Author: Wereleopard and Brandy
Rating: FRAO
Pairing: Ianto/Jack
Spoilers: umm will say all of Torchwood.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Torchwood. I wish.
Summary: Ianto and Jack have to go undercover on a cruise. (Any more of a summary and it might spoil it, or then again it may not)

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Krista this is for you, hope you like it. We love you

Chapter One

"Take a look at this." Ianto gave Jack a copy of the report.

Jack read it through quickly. "How did you do this so quickly? I know that not everything with you is quick." Jack eyed up Ianto.

"I am very good at what I do." Ianto laughed.

Jack winked at his lover. "That I know."

Gwen looked at the two of them gazing at each other, passion obvious in their eyes. She couldn't help it -- jealousy started to gnaw at her. Jack wasn't hers, he may never be hers, but that didn't stop these feelings. She loved Rhys, but what she felt for Jack was so much more.

Owen walked towards them, shaking his head. "If you two are going to start having sex, do it somewhere more privately. If not do you mind telling us in the cheap seats what is going on?"

"An old friend has asked for my help." Jack muttered his eyes becoming sadder as he had one last glance at Ianto before turning to Owen.

"A friend, huh?" Owen smirked.

"Yes a friend." Jack said coolly. "I met him in the military. His son and daughter-in-law have gone missing."

Tosh frowned. "Missing, from where?"

Jack turned and looked at Ianto.

"It's a theme cruise, a real life “Love Boat” kind of thing. It is for couples trying to get away for a romantic time or for those trying to reconnect." These cruises are definitely adult only – no kids.

"So someone or a couple of someone’s will be heading on this cruise?" Owen asked.

Jack nodded. "These are not the first; in fact most of them have disappeared afterwards. But they all have one thing in common. They are head over heels in love, or became so while on the cruise, and based upon interviews with neighbors and friends, they couldn't keep their hands of each other."

"You're joking aren't you?" Owen questioned. Ianto raised and eyebrow in amusement. "You're not, so let me get this straight someone is taking couples that are high on love and sex?"

"Looks like it." Jack said with a grin.

"So when do we go?" Gwen asked smiling as she walked towards her handsome boss.

Ianto's face fell, and his heart broke. He knew that Jack still had a soft spot for Gwen. He turned away so no one could see the pain.

Jack wanted to go over and hold Ianto but he had to deal with this first. "Sorry Gwen, but if we are going to capture or kill this thing I think Ianto should be the one to go with me."

Ianto turned his eyes shining bright with love.

"Jack, are you sure? I mean, it's Ianto." Gwen paused for a moment. "I'm sorry Ianto I didn't mean that the way it came out."

"Gwen to catch this thing we need to have a sexual release, which I can do and have done with Ianto but more that that it has to have an element of love."

"So Ianto's in love with you, he's not..." Gwen was interrupted by Jack.

"I wasn't talking about Ianto." He said plainly.

Gwen opened and closed her mouth. "You're in love with Ianto. But, it's Ianto?"

"Yes, it's Ianto." Jack sighed turning to the man in question.

Ianto stared at him, then suddenly giving him a blinding smile.

"Guys, not now. We have a job to do."

Ianto and Jack pulled their gazes from each other. "I'll book the tickets." Ianto said, trying to contain his excitement.

"So you and Ianto "cruising together." Tosh winked at him, humming the Love Boat theme, and walked off after Ianto.

Jack called after him. “Cut that out! This is serious.”

Tosh turned, “Oh, you don’t like that one, I got a million more – ‘I love it when we’re cruisin’ together.” Or, ooo wee baby, don’t you want to take me on a sea cruise?

“Ugh! Fine – but sing and work at the same time!”

TBC

Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t'sittin' and a'singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee

I got to get t'rockin get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

I got to get t'movin' baby I ain't lyin'
My heart is beatin' rhythm and it's right on time
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Feel like jumpin' baby won't ya join me please
I don't like beggin' but I'm on bended knee

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

*** The original version was sung by songwriter Huey "Piano" Smith, but Ace Records
removed his vocal from the tape and re-dubbed it with that of white singer Frankie
Ford in order to make the song more commercial; Frankie also re-wrote some of the
lyrics to get a co-songwriting credit

Send "Sea Cruise" Ringtone to your Cell

Love Boat Theme Lyrics

Send “Love Boat Theme” Ringtone to Your Cell

Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!

)
Baby let's cruise
Away from here
Don't be confused
The way is clear

And if you want it you got it forever
This is not a one-night stand, baby, so...

Let the music take your mind
Just release and you will find

Chorus:
You're gonna fly away
Glad you're going my way
I love it when we're cruisin' together
Music is played for love
Cruisin' it made for love
I love it when we're cruisin' together

Baby tonight
Belongs to us
Everything is right
Do what you must

And inch by inch we get closer and closer
To every little part of each other, ooh baby, yeah, so...

Let the music take your mind
Just release and you will find

Repeat Chorus

Cruise with me baby
Ooh, ooh
Ohh, ooh
Oh baby let's cruise
Let's float, let's glide
Ohh let's open up and go inside

And if you want it you got it forever
I could just stay here beside you and love you baby
So...

Let the music take your mind
Just release and you will find

Repeat Chorus (2x)
(to fade)